This afternoon,

I went to a party. I was there for an hour and i was so socially awkward i could have crIED. I went to walk outside to ring my mum and tell her i was staying there and I smacked my head really fucking hard on a beam. I staggered out of the shed and sat down on the ground and cried it was so embarrassing. It didn’t even hurt tho. When i hit the beam i just heard everyone let out an “oohh” or an “arrrhh”. I then decided it was a good time to leave and rang my mum to come and pick me up. 

Never again will i go to a party. I am far too retarded to socialise ever.